When you are young and foolish -  speed and flashy may be a good thing.
When you get  older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad  thing!!


A C-130 was  lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.

The  fighter jock told the C-130 pilot,  "Watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb!  
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.  

The  F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot, "What about that show?".    
The   C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch  this!"
The  C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes, and  then the C-130 pilot came  back on and said,
"What did you think of  that?"  
Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell  did you do?"
 
The C-130 pilot chuckled, "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back,  took a pee, then got a
cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."  

Funny!
A good way the get the F-16 guy's blood boiling!!